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4 weeks ago
GETTING OLD IS A BITCH: I used to be able to do cartwheels. Now I tip over putting on my underwear.![]()
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... so she hugged me.![]()
My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else....![]()
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.![]()
I thought growing old would take longer.![]()
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps, got lost on the way back. Now I have no idea what's going on.![]()
The officer said, "You drinking?" I said, "You buying?" We just laughed and laughed....I need bail money.![]()
I think the reason we are born with two hands is so we can pet two dogs at once.![]()
Day 12 without chocolate. Lost hearing in my left eye.![]()
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.![]()
The adult version of "head, shoulders, knees and toes" is "wallet, glasses, keys and phone."![]()
A dog accepts you as the boss... a cat wants to see your resume.![]()
Oops.... did I roll my eyes out loud?![]()
Life is too short to waste time matching socks.![]()
Wi-fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.![]()
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I'm self-employed; we're having a staff meeting.![]()
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.![]()
Some people call me crazy. I prefer happy with a twist.![]()
My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness. I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it."![]()
I really don't mind getting old, but my body is having a major fit.![]()
Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.![]()
Project Manager...because Miracle Worker isn't an official job title.![]()
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.![]()
Measure once, cuss twice..![]()
My dream job would be driving the karma bus.![]()
THINK! (It's not illegal.... YET)![]()
I don't care who dies in a movie, as long as the dog lives.![]()
The world's best antidepressant has 4 legs, a wagging tail and comes with unconditional love.![]()
Love is how excited your dog gets when you come home.![]()
I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.![]()
If you're happy and you know it, it's your meds.
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4 weeks ago
funny novel names:
"Falling of a Cliff" by Eileen Dover
"Yellow Snow" by I.P. Freely
"Brown Spots on the Wall" by Who Flung Poo
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3 months ago
MORE SILLY PUNS!
1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.![]()
2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.![]()
3. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.![]()
4. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.![]()
5. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.![]()
6. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.![]()
7. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare.![]()
8. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”![]()
9. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.![]()
10. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but the best players are really hard to find.![]()
11. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.![]()
12. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.![]()
13. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”![]()
14. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up her own incision? Suture self.
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