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Chambers of New England
In this video you will discover: Upton, MA: The sight lines from the Upton chamber align with the summer solstice sunset and the setting of the Pleiades in mid-April, which traditionally marked the time to plant. Archaeologists James Mavor and Byron Dix, whose study...
A Series of the “Sacred”
SACRED PLACES REVIEWS “Body and Soul are individually served.” (Publishers Weekly 2/98) "Should you be inspired to make a pilgrimage of your own, you might want to pick up a copy of Brad Olsen's guide to 101 of the world's sacred places. Olsen's marvelous drawings...
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GETTING OLD IS A BITCH: I used to be able to do cartwheels. Now I tip over putting on my underwear.![]()
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... so she hugged me.![]()
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My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else....![]()
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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.![]()
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I thought growing old would take longer.![]()
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I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps, got lost on the way back. Now I have no idea what's going on.![]()
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The officer said, "You drinking?" I said, "You buying?" We just laughed and laughed....I need bail money.![]()
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I think the reason we are born with two hands is so we can pet two dogs at once.![]()
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Day 12 without chocolate. Lost hearing in my left eye.![]()
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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.![]()
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The adult version of "head, shoulders, knees and toes" is "wallet, glasses, keys and phone."![]()
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A dog accepts you as the boss... a cat wants to see your resume.![]()
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Oops.... did I roll my eyes out loud?![]()
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Life is too short to waste time matching socks.![]()
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Wi-fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.![]()
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If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I'm self-employed; we're having a staff meeting.![]()
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I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.![]()
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Some people call me crazy. I prefer happy with a twist.![]()
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My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness. I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it."![]()
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I really don't mind getting old, but my body is having a major fit.![]()
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Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.![]()
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Project Manager...because Miracle Worker isn't an official job title.![]()
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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.![]()
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Measure once, cuss twice..![]()
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My dream job would be driving the karma bus.![]()
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THINK! (It's not illegal.... YET)![]()
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I don't care who dies in a movie, as long as the dog lives.![]()
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The world's best antidepressant has 4 legs, a wagging tail and comes with unconditional love.![]()
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Love is how excited your dog gets when you come home.![]()
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I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.![]()
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If you're happy and you know it, it's your meds.
funny novel names:![]()
"Falling of a Cliff" by Eileen Dover![]()
"Yellow Snow" by I.P. Freely![]()
"Brown Spots on the Wall" by Who Flung Poo
MORE SILLY PUNS!![]()
1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.![]()
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2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.![]()
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3. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.![]()
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4. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.![]()
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5. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.![]()
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6. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.![]()
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7. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare.![]()
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8. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”![]()
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9. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.![]()
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10. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but the best players are really hard to find.![]()
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11. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.![]()
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12. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.![]()
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13. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”![]()
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14. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up her own incision? Suture self.
