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Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.![]()
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A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.![]()
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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.![]()
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Practice safe eating - always use condiments.![]()
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Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.![]()
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A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.![]()
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.![]()
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Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.![]()
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?![]()
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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.![]()
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Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.![]()
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When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.![]()
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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.![]()
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What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away.![]()
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.![]()
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In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.![]()
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She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.![]()
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.![]()
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If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.![]()
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With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.![]()
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The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.![]()
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You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.![]()
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Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.![]()
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Every calendar's days are numbered.![]()
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A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.![]()
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A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.![]()
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He had a photographic memory that was never developed.![]()
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A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.![]()
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Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.![]()
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Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.![]()
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Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.![]()
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Acupuncture is a jab well done.
GREAT TRUTHS![]()
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1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.![]()
-- John Adams![]()
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2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.![]()
-- Mark Twain![]()
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3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.![]()
-- Mark Twain![]()
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4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.![]()
--Winston Churchill![]()
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5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.![]()
-- George Bernard Shaw![]()
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6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.![]()
-- G Gordon Liddy![]()
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7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.![]()
--James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)![]()
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8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.![]()
-- Douglas Case, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University ![]()
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9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.![]()
-- PJ. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian![]()
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10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.![]()
-- Frederic Bastiat , French economist(1801-1850
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